Hey, Mike, here's mud in your eye!

You're all wet.

Hand relief.

Pete invited you into the balls haiku 'blog.

You pay for an Xbox Live account.

I heard you got cast as an extra in the remake of "Johnny Dangerously."

you are a bigger dick than Chris Berman.



god, you guys are pricks.

You went to Chuck e' Cheese because of the fecal matter percentage.

You took a date to Lollipop Park.

I heard you threw up off a dutch oven.

john, my mom said she saw you down at Kroger poking at the check out chickens.

Remember when you let the garbageman tongue your swollen, gaping asshole? That was really gross, man.

You spent $3.99 on a Natalie Portman ringtone.

This video doesn't have any effect on you...