Thursday, February 21, 2008

Hey, Mike, here's mud in your eye!

Monday, February 18, 2008

You're all wet.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Hand relief.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Pete invited you into the balls haiku 'blog.

Monday, February 11, 2008

You pay for an Xbox Live account.
I heard you got cast as an extra in the remake of "Johnny Dangerously."
you are a bigger dick than Chris Berman.



god, you guys are pricks.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

You went to Chuck e' Cheese because of the fecal matter percentage.
You took a date to Lollipop Park.

Friday, February 8, 2008

I heard you threw up off a dutch oven.

Monday, February 4, 2008

john, my mom said she saw you down at Kroger poking at the check out chickens.
Remember when you let the garbageman tongue your swollen, gaping asshole? That was really gross, man.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

You spent $3.99 on a Natalie Portman ringtone.

Friday, February 1, 2008

This video doesn't have any effect on you...